Sunday, 9 February 2014

Recipe

Triticum aestivum.
Harvesting process terminates life.
Dead organic matter is then pulverised and desiccated.
Occasionally, bleaching is added to the process.
Gather prepared material.

Material is swamped through addition of water.
Viscous mixture is created from remains of the original organism.
Crystals of halite is added depending on preference of creator.

Small souls, added to mixture.
Viscous mixture creates conditions where breathing is difficult.
Suffocation through drowning is achieved.
Last breaths trapped in mixture.
Mixture, including last breaths, is heated intensely.
This destroys the remains of the dead.

Overall mixture may become overly oxidised in intense heat and organic molecules may fuse with heating machinery.
To facilitate removal of final product, essences and extracts employed to serve as additional layer between mixture and machine.

Helianthus annuus.
Extract is often utilised for above purpose.
Prepare extract by harvesting Helianthus annuus.
Crush Helianthus annuus remains to annul organic cell structure and release essence.
Chemical solvents occassionally employed to increase efficiency, but are generally viewed as...
Unwholesome.

Final product from dead organic material with entrapped dying gasps is often enjoyed with condensed mammary gland secretions from Bos primigenius or reproductive organs of angiosperms, minced and boiled in high concentration sugar solutions. Non-condensed mammary gland secretion from Bos primigenius is often co-consumed.